Tell you this
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I'm baaaaaaaaaaack! How I've missed the ugly green color of this magnificent website. Honestly, I can smell the excitement coming off of you guys as you read this. "OH MY GOD, SHE'S BACH!" (some band humor there for ya).
I just recently got back from Girls State, and still haven't unpacked. But honestly, the whole experience was so rewarding for me. I learned about government, suffered a week of sleep deprivation, and met the most amazing ladies in my state. I cried like a baby the last night I was there. And then the next day I had work haha.
But...I made 13 dollars in tips. Yay
Currently I'm coaching a kids tennis camp every morning. And today the little beasts hit me. A lot. Sad.
So just a little fun fact, I was looking through some stuff, and found out it's been almost 2 years since I wrote my Twilight fan fiction
Shocking! SO thank you all for the continuing support of it, and expect more chapters on it, because I'm far from completing it. I'm also thinking of starting some new ones And now for a little story
As I sat down to type this, the doorbell rang, and my dad (being on the phone) couldn't be bothered to answer, and so I being the dutiful daughter I am, opened the door. And there stood a salesman of books and he kept pushing them at me and trying to get me to buy them! And then....he looked down my boobs. I kid you not. I am wearing a tennis tee shirt from years ago, and the only logo is on the left boob. And so as he is forcing a religious DVD at me he says, "Oh, you play tennis?! ME TOO! Or...I used to." And after that I just kinda....slammed the door in his face. Gross.Anyways, as I always do, I leave you with the....
TERRIBLE LIST OF THINGS...
TO DO:
1. A drawing of Edward and Bella kissing for
2. A drawing of Alice, because my great friend
told me to 
Also, if anyone can, i would be interested in a new icon, or one of those displays on literature...so if anyone is interested in making one for me i would be so greatful!
TELL ME WHAT TO DRAW/WRITE/PAINT/ETC AND I WILL DO IT!
So, as a little sign out, I'm going to, as always, thank all of you so much for your kindness! You all inspire me to create and to share, and it truly means the world to me. Thank you all, watchers, new and old, for putting up with all my slow update-ness. Thank you to those who read/view, and thank you my friends! I dont know what I would do without you!
Love you all very much!
-TartuffleThe Clubs
Admin:
The Inspiration
- the whole reason i am here on DA. without her, i never would have known about all the wonderful people here! thank you my great friend! - my first real friend here on DA. her support and our wacky conversations have helped me want to improve, and i'll always appreciate her for that. She's a great friend, and a brilliant artist. She's my popcorn buddy and i am glad that she moved into my closet 
- for all the support and helping me with my confidence 
- The most hilarious person i have ever met. She is a constant inspiration to me with all her splendid photos, and if you haven't seen them yet i will smite you with my mighty smiting stick! 
(if i forgot anyone, tell me and i'll add you!)
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'I don’t really like the rain. Any cold, wet thing' Bella Swan
I'm not obsessed your obsessed
Thanks for your
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You might send it to your enemies as well!
It'll really make them stop and think!!!
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If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends
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RULES:
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4- Random hugs are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
5- You should most definitely get started hugging right away
Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am 1.
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"Amen"-J.D. Robb
"It's the pregnant women, i think they suck up all the oxygen"-J.D. Robb
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~damn, you bested me again you little chocolate bitch~
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"In the name of all that is holy...it's 2060 not 1760. Couldnt they find a better way to handle his process?"
"Amen"-J.D. Robb
"It's the pregnant women, i think they suck up all the oxygen"-J.D. Robb
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"In the name of all that is holy...it's 2060 not 1760. Couldnt they find a better way to handle his process?"
"Amen"-J.D. Robb
"It's the pregnant women, i think they suck up all the oxygen"-J.D. Robb
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